Eating Twitching Octopus

Its still moving why the fuck are you eating it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are that hungry that you cant wait for the poor thing to stop twitching go to maccy d's you nasty gross fucker

Bear Bites off Drunk Womans Finger

How fucking drunk do you have to be before you think hand feeding a bear is a good idea

Tim Burton's Secret Formula

See the dark twisted mind of Tim Burton at work

The Commentarive Presidential Dildo

The Commemorative Presidential Dildo
Thats the biggest head of state i have ever seen